Homostasis

maintaining a homo environment

Person 1: Are you maintaing homostasis?
Person 2: yes and we are all very happy

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Homostasis

Not to be mistaken with homeostasis (n.)

The delicate domain of equilibrium within a heterosexual person that prevents them from being too insecurely homophobic and being too obnoxiously gay in social situations.

i.e. Right between acting too straight and too gay

Todd and I had to share a tiny couch at a friend's place the other night but it's alright - I said "no homo" so I didn't break homostasis.

Homostasis

A stable gay relationship. Not to be confused with "Homeostasis".

"Ive finally done it! Ive maintained Homostasis!" Every gay guy ever.