honnyboo

a honnyboo is basically THE shit, not everyone can have one cuz theyre rly rare and hard to find.

a honnyboo is basically the coolest mofo out there, more badass than ur mom n cuter than ur spirit animal will ever be.

a honnyboo will never judge u, always support u and sing u to sleep if u were to ask nicely.

theyd never go behind ur back, instead theyd spam u w memes, gossip w u and cry w u over celebs who aint even knowin of ur existence.

a honnyboo is the hottest shit out there and theyd go emo shopping w u while roadtripping.

theyd blast music out of open windows of ur broken car n flip ppl off who were to judge.

a honnyboo has the nicest voice to listen to, theyd quote vines till ud get sick ofem but actually not cuz their voice would be just that comforting.

a honnyboo would do the weirdest stuff w u, theyd even take a look at ur new nipple pcings which u got done together cuz theyd be just that cool, no homo tho.

a honnyboos basically a person ull never have cuz theyre mine, fuckin dipshit now go cry emo.

"ayo i like piss play"
"damn that sounds pretty nice i guess"
"honnyboo ur the greatest i swear"