Hootiegaar

This is a name you can call any item when you don’t know the traditional name for it or have no idea what it’s really called.

“Wow this is the the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen!”
“What is that you’ve got there?”
“Well my friend, it’s a uh, umm,” tries to think of what it’s called to no avail, “by golly I do believe this is a hootiegaar.”