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A hippo that hops. It looks really funny, too.
Is that an earthquake?
No, it's just a herd of hoppos.
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1. A no call or a no show at work.
2. A no call or a now show at work following a long night of drinking and taking illegal substances.
3. Conveniently missing work to meet college buddies at the bar for sporting event or other staged drinking affairs.
4. Pushing your unexcused absences to the brink of getting fired
5. Waking up hungover and not attempting to call, show up, or email that you wouldn't be coming in
to work on a given day.
"Chris must of pulled a hoppo holiday because March madness started"
"The head of HR asked Chris into her office to talk about all the "hoppo holidays" he took in the past month"
"Our boss asked us if Chris had pulled a "hoppo holiday" because of the Phillies home opener.
monsterous cock
a lovely man who's insights on feminism are greatly opposing
loves a good sri-lanken cook up and can burp like a mamoth
hoppo, i want your balls on my face
fat lazy filthy hack can’t bat what game are you watching bitch oversized whale what game are you watching cunt
any danger of hitting it on the ground hoppo