horndoggles

When someone looks REALLY good to you largely because you're feelin' extra-specially ornery. Similar to beer googles, but without the excuse of being drunk afterwards.

Why did Rob hook up with that fugly chick? Been a while, so he had his horndoggles on.

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Horndoggled

To be surprised, baffled, and or astounded.

Tyler, if it is anymore than a 20 minute flight there, i will be horndoggled.

horndoggler

an object resembling a corn dog, but consists of a sausage link wrapped in pancake batter.

John Paul: "Momma I'm hungry!"
Missy: Well go and get you one of them horndogglers out of the freezer then."

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