Hornograph

Noun: the device used to measure the hornyness of a man or woman, similar to the polygraph. It tests different activities within the body to determine what level horny you are.

Last night I got tested by a hornograph, but I was only 46/100

hornographic

Adjective. A male who gives a lady the horn in a base, porno way i.e. extremely 'do'able.

Christ! Look at Percy, he is well hornographic tonight.

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