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Mainly used in canada.
it means going to Tim Horton's and get a coffee and/or some blueberry muffins, chocolate coockies, doughnuts, bagles...
the word was created in London, Ontario by reseachers in medical biomechanics during long experiments.
i go hortonize
i need to get hortonized, shall i bring you a blueberry muffin?
did you get hortonized already, lets go and grab a coffee and and some coockies
To give a ridiculously spectacular beatdown to a person.
"He talked so much shit for so long, then before you know it he got straight Hortonized."
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Horton is a word to describe people who are large in the pants.
Boy1: look at that guy he's not even hung and its bigger than mine.
Boy2: yeah he's a Horton .
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That blue elephant from Dr.Seusses' Horton hears a who.
Happy Horton feels really happy when he's horny and got it goin on. He honks his horny horn at whory hairy homo hookers who hop around the room. He happily eats his Hostess HoHos at Hooters. The End.
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1. Horton (noun)is derived from the Argentinean slang word orto, meaning ass.
2. It can also represent an angry and boisterous person.
3. It can also be employed not for its definition but because of its euphonic pronunciation. It is employed in many contexts.
4. Names or surnames related to this word are purely coincidental, and are not in any way tied.
5.Females that belong to horton qualities but also deserve to be insulted are called whoretons.
1. a. He has a very large horton.
b. what a horton!
2. He is such a horton!
3. Oh, horton.
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Master of maths homework, father of a lanky, socially awkward, oriental child who can’t play badminton.
“Horton got me an A on my maths homework” said Adam
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Any human being with questionable gender who claims to "hang low" but obviously doesn't even hang.
sometimes these creatures put helpless men under a love spell so they can mate and reproduce these awkward beings with questionable social status. They go along living in society but heed the warning signs,
"Hortons hang low", while in bed absence of any reproductive parts.
Whoopi Goldberg is a type of Horton
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