Hosay

A person who always says yes to everything. Could be a good ole hike, date or sky diving. A Hosay will say yes. A Hosay will also automatically pass out sleeping at around 10 pm no matter what situation they might be in. A Hosay also has a warm kind heart and will always be there for you. Once in your life a Hosay will be the highlight of your day. A man of true mystery.

“Hey Hosay want to go to my sons Bar-mitzvah?” Hosay- “I mean I just met you but sure thing!”

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hosai

so hot, everyones wants to be an hosai. Everyone is envious of her beautiful and wonderful fun personality. When she walks into a room, she is the center of attention

wow, i wanna be hosai

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hosay

a word meaning someone who has chafed. Chafed in a way that thier bumcheeks have permanently stuck together never to be freed again!

shut the fuck up Hosay

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hosay

somebody who is hairy

"that man in the pool is really hairy"

"yeah, hosay!"

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noway hosay

An incorrect way of saying No Way, Jose. Alot of Britsh kids say it. An urban myth is that some Brit kids think that hosay means " a hose that at the end has sumone going wahayyy". This is incorrect.

It is No Way Jose.

Prince Harry: Would you like to have some tea and crumpets?
Queen Elizabth: Noway hosay, it's tea and scone! SCONE SCONE SCONE!

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No way, Hosay

The idiots' version of "no way, José"

Normally typed out by the same fucking idiots who think "voilà" is spelt "wa-lah"

Absolute bellends, all of them.

Me: Are you coming to that boring meeting tomorrow?
Bellend: No way, Hosay
Me: What the fuck? You fucking imbecile

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No way, hosay.

When you're too white enough to say "No way, Jose".

Rory: I bet you looooooooooooovvvvveeeeeeeee him, right?
Trixie: No way, hosay.

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