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When someone takes a shit on your face while it is covered only by a piece of clear plastic wrap.
Oh, no not another Hot Chicago!!
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during the act of heterosexual love-making, the man often tends to want to pull a fast one on his female partner. these "pranks" are often filthy and possibly harmful... but even so, its funny as fuck. but one way he might do so is give his bad bitch the "red hot chicago," which means to soak your condom in frank's red hot before the act of sex. when she notices during and starts to writhe in pain, you then proceed to slap her titties to take her mind off the agonizing burn of your spicy weiner. this, my fellow friends and scholars, is the definition of "red hot chicago."
Man: (thinking to himself) this hoe ate all my fucking bbq porkrinds... what a jerk. she is boutta earn herself a red hot chicago..."
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Man: "what, you think im some fast-ass nigga? go'n, girl... bend that ass over so i can hook it up wit' a red hot chicago."
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When you put tostino's pizza rolls between your butt cheeks and fart on them and then serve your friends or family members.
Grandma said she was hungry so i made her a Chicago hot pocket.
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A sexual act in which a girl is rampantly defecated on post-intercourse, and then wrapped in cellophane as to preserve the scene.
Dude, I can't believe you Chicago Hot Wrapped that girl last night! What? You still have her in your room? Aweomse.
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The Chicago Hot Dog is a fake sexual act unique to Chicago and its elevated train system.
The Chicago Hot Dog consists of a man receiving oral sex while standing with his back to a pillar of the L-train, and timing his orgasm to coincide with a train going past overhead, thunderously. The skill required to do this -- and sexual pay-off -- are enormous.
On my last company trip to Chicago I totally failed to close the business deal, but hey, I got a really nice Chicago Hot Dog at midnight, so I didn't go to bed mad.
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When you fuck your girl in the ass between her buns with your “hot dog “ while squirting ketchup and mustard over her ass. Then shoot your load over her back mixing it all together with your dick between her ass cheeks. A perfect hot dog for her.
My boy Billy’s woman, Sabrina wouldn’t stop complaining how hungry she was. So he decided to give her the ole Chicago Hot Dog Stand to shut her up.
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Doing a girl while on her period. Then, taking your penis out of her vagina, inserting into her mouth. Hopefully, it ends up spicy.
"Wow, Marissa sure does love her East Chicago Hot Wing's super spicy"
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