hot curly sandwich

a type of sandwich with its main ingredient being faeces, best eaten warm - fresher the better

Ahh I really need a shit
Hold up take this baguette with you, I'm starving I could really do with a hot curly sandwich

What do you fancy for lunch?
Gregs sasusage roll? Hot Dog?
Nah mate fancy myself a big fat hot dirty curly sandwich
Give me 5 I'll just curl one out