Howdon

A land of drugs, pedophiles, and metros from experiance

Man #1:"i went over to howden to visit name redacted for a pint ye knaa"

Man #2:"it's howdon and i don't know name redacted please leve me alone"
Man #1:"EH YOU WANT A FIGH EH I'LL MESS YOU UP YOU DIVVY".

Howdon Claw

A small suburn of the North East of England, the 'howdon claw' refers to a fringe on a female which looks like it has been shaped around a coke can, such is its pronounced cylindrical-ness. You can see young charvers sporting the Howdon Claw.

"Ah's gannin oot doon the keyside the neet... The bords ye find doon there are geet classy an that, none o yer howdon claw shite man."