hown

(Verb)
A form of hownage which means not only do you own the hell out of someone, you also make them your bitch (hoe them) or make them your hoe. Either way, you hoe them.

I'm gonna hown the hell out of you in Halo!

Dude, I am gonna hown that chick when I overboard her tonight

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hown

karl sarkis' attempting to speak 1337. nice try karl...

karl: i got honed in goldeneye.

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Howning

The act of owning someone so hard, they think the only possible solution is that you are hacking the game.

Dude I was totally howning last night, I got 5 consecutive headshot's, and everyone started accusing me of using an aimbot...

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Hown

Etymology is clearly with an H, an O, a W & an N...could have mods with several other vowels at the end of the word, more specifically an E at the end, but is at one’s discretion. The word dates back to Medieval English, with hints from Welsh, Scottish but primarily Norse ancestry. This semi-modern vernacular emanates from several mildly-challenged and clearly sexually-frustrated fraternity “Bro’s”, more specifically used as a reference to a “saucy young split-tail” and is typically used as a derogatory reference to the absolute hotness of a young or college-aged female. Often, the retort from the object of this comment is negative, but when property used is more than likely perceived as a compliment. Diffusion of the alleged verbal, but clearly not intended-to-be illegal verbal assault, and primarily due to the consumption of alcohol by both parties, is primarily based on the offender’s ability to bail his highly-intoxicated-ass out of a bad situation and may result in an evening of copulatory bliss. Usually not guaranteed on the initial occasion, but after several additional “mild and friendly complimentary comments” can result in a short but heated physical-only relationship. Which hopefully will not result in the production of unwanted offspring. Greek-style relations are recommended. Several references were noted from the Mesopotamian Era, and because they were the first brewers of the fermented concoction now know as “beer”, considerable credit should be given to them.

1. Hown........that chick is hotter than a two-dick dog!!!
2. Hown........that is the hottest chick I've ever seen!!!
3. Hown.......you can bounce a quarter of that chicks ass!!!