hpm

high per milligram of thc like miles per gallon of gasoline

Clem ate a whole bag of edibles in one sitting. He’s like the Bugatti Chiron in terms of hpm. What a waste of thc!

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hpm

a group of four dazzling young adults who enjoy cupcakes, puns and sartorialising. usually involves 3 especially good female friends, each of whom are truly fabulous, and one wombat who tags along because he has no other friends.

a hpm is a person, hpm are a group, the hpms are the group.

i'm going out with hpm today

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HPM

HARRY POTTER MARATHON;
the long term watching of a movie about a small boy wizard and his magical friends.

Hey guys, are you going to that wicked HPM later on?!

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HPM

Happy Pride Month

It's june! HPM

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HPM

Humps Per Minute

Man, when I was doing it with that chick my HPM was over a 150, it was hardcore.

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HPM Double Adapter

A device which causes an electrical fire

I bought an HPM Double Adapter so I can cause an electrical fire.