Two people have sex are humping the monkey
I'll bet you guys were humping the monkey last night.
11π 8π
To have sex.
"I bet you two were humping the monkey last night. And she is a great lay, indeed."
8π 23π
An individual who humps like a monkey
That prostitute got on me like a hump monkey
8π 15π
A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.
Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.
After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.
Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.
13π 15π
A person who thinks they look like Amy Whinehouse and is very lazy and idle. Some think the goggle hump monkey is very man like
Goggle hump monkeys are usually found in Urban areas. One is known to be lurking in the United Kingdom in a town called Bristol. It has yet to have been photographed.