humpter

The act of making love, having sexual intercourse with, or humping, a female of any species

Me and my cuzin went to the watering hole last night for a little beaver huntin;) when I dropped him back off at the farm he was so wasted he woke up thismornin in the pig pen naked and nestled up to old lady Eleanor owr big fat pig. he told me he's not sure but he may have HUMPTER! Woo eeh! Them two are going to have some beautiful babies