Hungover, and homosexual

A phrase that you use when there's a really awkward tension that's the carnage of being homosexual and hungover.

You may be not intoxicated, but you're still gay.
Consider it your first.
...Or first in a while.

"They started kissing after! They were totally hungover, and homosexual!"

"Wow! who knew they would be so awkward... wonder why, oh! they're probably hungover and homosexual."