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When you are overstuffed and overfull from a big meal, then take such an epic shit that you feel 10 pounds lighter and hungry.
Rebecca ate three servings of her favorite dinner and felt she had overeaten, but it was so good it was worth it. Her stomach was bursting with fullness. She had to poop too. She made her way slowly to the bathroom and sat down, and the shit just came and came. It felt like a five foot long turd. It wrapped so many times around the toilet bowl that the end of it was laying on the seat. When she was finally down, she felt good. She felt like she lost some weight. She was also craving more of that dinner. Rebecca had a case of the hungry shits.
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A secret code created by Kevin Hart's friend used to silence your friends of talking about sketch subjects (such as a girl you met in a club that you cheated on your wife on) while your children or wife is in the room.
Man 1: *Calls Man 2*
Man 2: *Noticing that their wife is in the room* "Man, I'm hungry as shit."
Man 1: "Me too, anyways, what's going on."
Man 2: "Not much..."
Etc. Etc.
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A code phrase invented by Kevin Hart's smartest dumbest friend Harry. It is used to avoid discussing topics that would get them in trouble with their wives/girlfriends.
Sam: So, how about last night at the club....
Chris: Man, I'm hungry as shit!
Sam: I'm not, I just ate. Man you was so....
Chris: Sammy! I said "Man, I'm hungry as shit!"
Sam: Why don't you get a footlong at Subway for $5?
Chris: Sammy! I said "MAN, I AM HUNGRY AS SHIT!!!!!"
Sam: Then why don't you eat that fine girl's pussy?
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