hurt faced

to be so upset it shows in your facial expression.

"that bitch was straight hurt faced when i told her the business!"

Hurt ass face

Any person who is so damn ugly that civilized words cannot describe the extent of their extreme ugliness

Devin: Hey Lucien! Have you seen the Walsh sisters?
Lucien: No
Devin: Lucky you cause those two ho's have some hurt ass faces!!

Face Hurt

Face hurt occurs when you laugh so hard that your face hurts. The only solution to correct face hurt is a Jawhorse. This will enable you to put your face-hurt jaw back into postion.

Stop making me laugh!!! I have so much face hurt!!! Now I gotta go purchase Jawhorse to fix face hurt!!!!

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your face hurts my ears

the only thing that is greater than no u

Jim: ur mom gay
Bob: no u
Jim: your face hurts my ears
Bob: literally fucking dies