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The new handheld showerhead that I bought makes hydroseeding in the shower wicked awesome!
To ejaculate onto a woman's back after fucking her doggy style, such that the semen forms perfectly aligned rows.
Girl 1: Have you noticed that there are 3 perfectly aligned stains on the back of your shirt?
Girl 2: Yeah, my boyfriend hydroseeded me.
Girl 1: Ah, hydroseeding, that explains it.
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Someone who masterbates in the shower.
He was a classic hydroseeder and he sprayed his seeds upon the shower wall with groaning glee