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when you mastebate excitedly while hyper
I was all jacked up on Mountian dew so i decided to hyperbate
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The result of a partially frozen beer;
Upon partial freezation, the water which composed about 82% of beer moves to the solid "ice" state before the 18% of magical beer juices join it. In this moment of this Euphoric limbo between beer and its frozen counterpart, the beersicle, the common bro opens the beverage (often with a key) and unleashes hyperbeer (also know as essence of beer).
Hyperbeer is commonly known to be more potent, more delicous, and more bro than any other beer-beverage with only one exeptions: essence of hyperbeer
Dumb bro-"Yo bro, all we have are mostly frozen beers:
Wise Bro- " Fear not bro, this shits about to get real. Break out the hyperbeer!"
The act of masturbating in maximum overdrive
Her: wow, you can jack pretty fast!
Him: just wait till i shift into.. MAXIMUM HYPERBATE!
The result of partially frozen hyperbeer
This beverage is only for the most patient bro. Upon making standard hyperbeer, the bro must refrain from drinking in order to freeze the new substance yet again, removing even more of the non-beer (water) content from the hyperbeer. Once the hyperbeer is partially frozen, remove the your essence of hyperbeer and serve at room temperature for maximum taste.
Fear not good bro, if you over-freeze the hyperbeer, you will still have some hyperbeersicles (fully frozen hyperbeer to be eaten).
Dumb Bro- "Bro, all i have is partially frozen hyperbeer"
Bro- "BRO! Essence of Hyperbeer!(frat snap)