hyperdiscussion

1) using more words than necessary to explain something
2) constantly straying from the point of a story to discuss small, unnecessary details

this morning, at about 9:00, well 9:04, i went into the store, and a bum, he was wearing this ugly faded green jacket and his shoes were all tore up, he followed me in and right next to the produce aisle, where they used to have the canned vegetables, but now they have canned fruit...
this is hyperdiscussion