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Hypnoboobs

A set of cleavage so gloriously awesome, all other things become a distant memory as you are mesmerized by such a great rack.

Sam can't talk right now, his mind is in the thrall of the hypnoboobs. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOBOOBS!!

by ShoNuff77 June 17, 2011

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hypnoboob

to be hypnotized by boobs and other curves

"Vahid was hynoboobed by Maria's gigantic honkers."

"Her curves are gonna hypnoboob you."

by indianbradpitt October 3, 2011

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Hypnoboobed

A process in which, when guys are talking, one or more of them see boobs, and enter a deep, seemingly unbreakable hypnosis. In this state, nothing else exists.

Guy 1: My boss is a dick.

Guy 2: I know, so is mine just the other day he made me, made me...

Guy 1: What are you, what are you, what are...

Girl: Crap. I hypnoboobed them again. Better walk away.

Guy 1: What just happened?

Guy 2: I'm not sure, I just remember tits, and that was it. Now I'm here.

Guy 1: What were we doing?

Guy 2: It dosen't matter.

by Shootthemonkey August 3, 2010

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