i-boning

sexting via an iPhone device

While traveling out of town on business, phone-boning got old so we resorted to i-boning w/pictures & videos.

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i bone sheep

A phrase thrown into speeches to see if your listeners are one of the following

a) paying attention
b) easily offended
c) audily impaired.
d) liberal

If the person is paying attention/esily offended/ fine of hearing they will object.

blah blah blah i bone sheep blah. So I said.


deaf guy:...
non-uptight guy:...
Liberal: I fully support you doing that
Sleeping guy:...
Normal: you do what?

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Then I boned her

The act of boning

Lauren was in the door, then I boned her

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I boned her

To penetrate a woman.
To have sex in a mysterious manner and/ or with a weird object/ man.

I boned her against the wall last night with a rainbow fan. We did it in the toe.

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I am the bone of my sword

Unlimited Blade Works

I am the bone of my sword.

Steel is my body and fire is my blood.

I have created over a thousand blades.

Unaware of loss,

Nor aware of gain.

Withstood pain to create weapons, waiting for one’s arrival.

I have no regrets. This is the only path.

My whole life was Unlimited Blade Works.

体は剣で出来ている

血潮は鉄で心は硝子

幾たびの戦場を越えて不敗

ただ一度の敗走もなく、

ただ一度の勝利もなし

担い手はここに孤り、剣の丘で鉄を鍛つ

ならば、わが生涯に意味は不要ず

この体は、無限の剣で出来ていた

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I am broke. I have no bones!

This expression can be used to tell that someone has no money. I am broke there means that there's no money. I have no bones means that there's also no money. Bones means money in American Slang.

I am broke. I have no bones!

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