ibone

To have virtual sex via a hand-held device such as an iphone or blackberry and very descriptive textual information.

Would you mind slipping me a quick ibone while I wait for my son to come out of school? Consider me naked. Ya ready?

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ibone

n: The physical manifestation of one's arousal when playing with or talking on an iphone.

v: To use an iphone, thus evoking arousal and excitement, usually over iphone apps.

Now that Jay has an iphone, he ibones all the time. It's the apps man...

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iBoner

Something fanboys get when they watch Apple Keynotes, go to Apple Stores, play with their iPhones, etc. Ends with the iJaculation of hot, sticky money.

Person 1: "Did you watch the new Apple Keynote from the other day?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it gave me a total iBoner so I went And iJaculated all over the Apple Store at the mall."

ibonics

it's "ebonics" dumbass

Only fucking ediots speak ibonics.

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iBoner

The sensation that occurs, from heightened excited, in or around your crotchal region when you play with the new apps released for the iPhone and the iPod Touch. Usually resulting in no less than a semi.

Dude: "I'm thirsty! Give me a beer from your iPint....gulp gulp gulp...oh god..."
Tool with iPhone: "Dude, do i spy an iBoner in your pants"

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iBone

When using iChat on a Mac to video chat with someone, usually a significant other, and having virtual sex. Better than phone sex.

My boyfriend is out of town but we're still gonna iBone tonight.

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iBone

To masturbate with audio or images provided by; An iPhone, iPod, or other personal media device. The definition remains the same even if done in private or public.

Sometimes Phill likes to iBone while sitting at a dinner table.

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