iLife

1.) A result of trading their lives for Apple products

2.) A group of software applications for the Mac OS X. Contains iPhoto, iMovie, iDVD, GarageBand, and iWeb.

1.)
Person #1: what happen to Smith?
Person #2: he just got an iLife and is helplessly devoted to Apple products.

2.)The name iLife is very ridiculous. When I first saw it, I thought "Oh you are fucking kidding me?!"

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iLife

iLife is where a being adopts and entirely positive attitude towards all of apples iProducts. iTunes is used instead of winamp, iPod's are used instead of lesser priced, more functional devices, and iMacs are used instead of PC's. The being in question has clearly succumbed to attractive but misleading marketing, and must be show the error of their ways.

"Oh man, I've got a new G5 coming next week, and I've got my iPod and iTunes totally synced; I feel like a real computer user!"
"No, you're not, you're fucking loaded, and don't want to think to hard about technology

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