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When old dears can't quite get the pronunciation right! Usually occurs when shopping for a teenage grandson/daughter. Misconception of the popular musical device.
"Excuse me young man, could you please direct me to where the ipodes are found? My Gradson wants one for christmas."
"Hello sir, do you supply compact disks for the "ipode" as my grandaughter put it?"
"I wonder if I could get Vera Lynn on an ipode record?"
"Young people these days. Back in my day the only thing you could do was play scrabble! All these computors, television programmes and so called ipodes are corrupting this country!"
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A rectangle that holds music, videos, or photos. Contrary to popular belief, it is not the Anti-Christ or the cause of the downfall of Western civilization. I purchased one so I can have my entire CD collection in the palm of my hand, not so I can say OMGZ LoOk At My Nu iPoD!!11
I bought an iPod to play music on.
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ipod is a kind of mp3 player,very popular and expensive,has a nice design.It is very small,so it fits in pockets,but it scratches easily.Many people argue about it,but the ipod is just a mp3 player,not stupid,douchy,not the best thing in the world,just a mp3 player.
Idiot:Ipods suck!!!They are expensive and evil!!!
Idiot 2:Noooooo! Ipods are awesome,they are the meaning of life!
Me:To think that they are talking about a mp3 player......
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a disorder in which the inhabitant ignores people while listening to his ipod, causes inhabitant to pretend not to hear people, when he/she knows your talking to him, also refered to as being an asshole
caused by a parisite known as ipods
list of parisites: ipod shuffle, ipod 30gb, ipod 40gb, ipod nano, ipod mini, and all other ipods
mother:i think somethings wrong with my son!
doctor: you son has a severe case of ipoditis
mother:is there a cure:
doctor: yeah (takes ipod and smashes it)
kid: what the hell are you doing!?
doctor: withdrawl symptoms should last about a week...
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When a song is good enough for your Apple iPod, you say it's ipodable.
1: Did you like that techno song?
2: It was OK, but definitely not ipodable.
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Provided by the company Apple, it lets you play songs in the version of a mp3 music format. It also lets you play videos and movies, as well as let you view photos. You can add contacts to your iPod, notes, and can play various games. You can download more stuff at the iTunes store. iPods have a variety of colors and types, all differences by gigabytes and size.
I think I'm lucky to have a 8GB iPod Nano.
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One of the most popular mp3 players in (at least) the USA. Despite all the people here who try to diss it, and I daresay I find it hilarious to read :D
- You can choose the size based on what you have in your computer (I got 8GB, 500+ songs already on it and I can store my whole CD collection)
- VERY portable
- Relatively durable if used properly
- Easy-to-use interface (contrary to popular opinion, if it is an mp3, you can use it. Not that BS about nazi-style monopoly and m4p crap)
- Did I say popular?
To all the pri-... I mean people who complain about being seen with the white earbuds (which are pretty decent on their own), try this:
1. Plug your ears in with buds but do not connect to iPod
2. Arrange it so that the cord runs down the BACK of your shirt. This is a critical step in making the view angle-proof
3. Wear a hoodshirt. Also, if applicable, wear a cap as well over the earbuds.
4. NOW plug into your iPod in your pocket. The hood covers all remaining angles and you can now tune away w/o fearing getting caught :D
iPod nano costs approx. $149 in 8 colors at most shops. The 9th is purchaseable @ Apple
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