IQ

Something most people on Urban Dictionary don't have.

His IQ is about that of someone who uses Urban Dictionary.

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IQ

Something that I don't have a lot of.

I'm not sure what an IQ is, but Momma said mine is really low. I think it has something to do with my leg braces. I miss Momma.

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IQ

A bunch of nonsense fabricated by simpletons in an attempt to objectify a complex and subjective attribute known as intelligence. This measures the ability to perform simple mental tasks, which can be augmented by training and practice. IQ tests take no note of intuition and creativity, nor have any bearing on true intelligence. They have some relation to job success because only this simple minded interpretation is needed for repetitive and obedient tasks.

I have scored well over 140 on recognized IQ tests scored by 'certified psychologists' while half asleep, but don't give a shit. A truly intelligent person does not brag, but rather teaches, and realizes that a 'high IQ' means precisely dick, just as well as many other qualifications in modern society such as degrees, etc. Many feel intimidated by the real scope of intelligence thus they try to tame it and make it comprehensible on a 'normal' level rather than to truly develop it within themselves and increase the breadth of their perspective.

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IQ

Intelligence Quota. A number distributed to give people something to boast about, so they don't have to worry about real world accolades and achievement.

People boast about how IQ is genetic and predicts everything in life, while popping Adderall pills.

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IQ

The number which rolls out of an IQ test, which measures how well you can take that test and throws out a number saying it's your IQ.

I sure as hell don't have the IQ to understand the above story, i think...

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IQ

the hottest operator in Rainbow Six Siege

"dude, she's so hot she's basically IQ"

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IQ

A measure of your intelligence

0-50 Retard

51-70 Idiot

71-90 Under Average

91-110 Average

111-120 Above Average

121-140 Very Smart

141+ Genius

Retard: "My iq is like the biggest number I know, seven!"

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