idick

A person who lameness is exceeded only by their obsession with all items created by Apple.

"Did you hear about Bill? He just bought a new ijacket which keeps him warm and plays music." "You serious? Man, what an idick"

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idick

possibly one of the next inventions from apple comming soon so your fucked up girlfriend can operate a vibrator...AND Listen to Music

"Yay traci...now I can fuck myself and enjoy listening to Justin Timberland."

"idick is one of the greatest inventions ever" - MT-Pussy Bitch Mag

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idick

idiot + dick

not once did i think: hm, he doesn't come off as a complete idick

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