iHam

The perfect acronym to describe the perfect whore. Do not use lightly because it is usually reserved for the most vile of creatures.

"Hey bro, how are you and your girl doing?"
"Not good man. I'm in straight iHam mode."
"What? That bad?"
"Yeah bro. It blows"

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Salty iham

Similar to salty pirate.. Where a male ejaculates in the eyes of a female/male causing her/him to loose vision in BOTH eyes, and then kicking her/him in one leg so she/he hops about like iham with a peg leg.

Boy: Hey babe, you want a salty iham?
Girl: Hrmm.. yeah okay. just make it quick, i'm having an eye check-up later.

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