ikositis

The phenomenon in which every member present at an outing has recently hit the ATM, leading to an over-abundance of 20-dollar bills, and no convenient way to make change.

Sushi waiter: The bill comes to 76.23.
Customer 1: I only have 20's.
Customer 2: Me too.
Customer 3: Are you shitting me?! We are all Asshats!
Customer 4: Fucking ikositis.
Sushi waiter: (sotto voce, some asian-fusion language) Stupid americans.

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