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Gort is the name of a capybara. You can find Gort especially on capybara Instagram pages. Gort is everywhere. He's also behind your walls. He's Gort
Have you seen the handsome Gort on the capybara page? Gort is the perfect specimen. Gort remains despite these trying times.
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a cigarette; cig; squo;cancer stick; trog backwards
"Taylor is going to buy me gorts, wanna pack?"
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Another name for God, is also coincidentally the name of a dude in the 1951 movie "The day the earth stood still" but that literally has nothing to do with it.
The term gort is used if you decide you would like to see God in the form of a Capybara rather than a wrinkly old man.
Me: "I love gort"
Christian: "What the fuck are you talking about you stupid shit"
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1. noun – An overweight person’s large belly or gut. From Spanish gordo meaning “fat”.
2. verb – To eat excessively.
3. adjective – To feel full after eating excessively.
1. “That dude has a ginormous gort!”
2. “Let’s go to White Castle and gort!” Past tense: “I just gorted three Jobee dogs!”
3. “Whew! No more Taco Bell, I am gorted!
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gort. is a very fine boi. He has definetely not committed any war crimes in Kosovo.
It is important to spell it exactly like this including punctuation and lowercase letters.
"gort."
This is gort., he is very cute and should be pat often. gort.
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