in the bag

When you are certain that you are going to succeed in doing something and very layed-back about it.

"Pffft, I got that shit in the bag!"

DUDE 1: "Man, you think you can get a date with that hott chick over there?"
DUDE 2: "Ha, it's in the bag man. I don't even have to try."

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in the bag

used in a situation when one has almost definitely secured something that is of great worth, typically when one is about to run the mise.

i knew that random hot chick would make sex w/ me... i had it in the bagg

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in the bag

archane slang for drunk

I don't remember that. I was in the bag by then.

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in the bag

achieved with certainty

If we can stop that one punk in the corner of map, than the match is in the bag.

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in the bag

to throm somehting into the crotch of your unsuspecting friend, specifically a Tyson chicken doll wearing a red cape.

"its in the bag!"
followed by throwing of said doll directly into the balls of your friend

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Bag of bags

Bag of bags. /n noun
A bag containing other bags filled with units of narcotics for sale individually.
A dealer may keep all of their individual bags pre-weighed ready for sale in their larger "bag of bags"

Junkie: got a 10 bro?
Dealer: I aint your bro, jerk. Hey Matt, pass me my bag of bags, this guy wants summat
Matt: Get it yourself you lazy prick
Dealer: Here ya go buddy, take your pick from my bag of bags

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Bag of bags

A bag full of bags, the basic essential of every human on Earth’s household. Especially plastic bags you get from shopping. These bags can be used for whatever a bag can do (carry things) and can continue to be used until they rip or have gross, mysterious substances on them.

Mom: Don’t throw that away!

Kid, holding a plastic Walmart bag: Where do I put it then???
Mom: Put it in the bag of bags so we can use it again when we need it.