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when a girl always delivers herself to your house for sex and you dont even have to leave the house.
fred: joanne's comin over in a little while.
sid: uhh...ohh...in-house monster!
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a seemingly attractive man/woman who you meet in a club or darkened social event and then meet in an after hours meeting/food location in bright lights and is in actuality very unattractive.
Girl, I'm glad I passed on dancing with him in the club. I missed those three missing teeth on the side while we were on the dance floor. He sure is a waffle house monster.
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To punch/kick/thump/etc. someone so hard that it breaks a giant hole in them, then fill it with concrete to make sure said part is haunted for eternity
"Jim stole your Girlfriend"
"i'm going to monster house his bumole!!!"
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A massive beast! Just like in the movie, swallowing men whole out of anger and pure fat rage! You can also scream for this form of fat person; " The white whale has surfaced!"
Watch out for Monster House! She'll gobble you up!
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Let’s be honest, you hate when this happens.
Not another motherfucking monster house.