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A word Don Jr pulled out of his arse while chopped on Adderall and moaning how ppl are unfair to him.
Daddy said I am too big to sit in his knee like Ivanka does.
Why does my gf look like an older ruffer version of my stepmom?
If daddy truly loves me why has he never insurrected my arse
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To punch someone's erection in so it goes into their body.
John was talking a ton of shit and just being generally annoying so I gave the son-of-a-bitch an insurrection.
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A revolt against legal and government authority in an effort to overthrow the government.
The President was impeached because it was believed he had encouraged the insurrection.
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What happens to your penis and scrotum when you jump into a cold pool, bathtub, or bucket of ice.
Tim: Gary, why won't you jump in the ice pond?
Gary: Because I feel the insurrection is eminent.
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insurrection is a rise against government authority or a revolt with intent to delay or stop the commission of law or process upheld by law
aka Jan 6th 2021
The toothless rebellion that occurred on January 6th, 2021 is a textbook example of an insurrection.
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The exact opposite of an erection; when your penis burrows up into your body
I was so grossed out by her sores on her vagina that I had an insurrection.
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Star Trek: Insurrection - the movie that ended the franchise. The biggest disappointment in Star Trek history. Turned away all the fans that still believed after Star Trek: First Contact. After this, nobody even bothered with Star Trek: Nemesis.
Star Trek: Insurrection, was even a bigger disappointment than the Star Wars prequels.
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