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The practise masturbating whilst using the internet to browse pornographic materials. Applies to males and females.
That guy is a creep, always in front of the computer, interwanking....
Cyber Wanking, Sex, or engaging in porn via computer or internet. OR stick your dick in a USB port and constantly thrust in and out to sexy and hot computer pictures and other HARDware
Person 1: Did you hear the news yesterday?
Person 2: Yea I heard someone did an Interwank USB
the better and more acurate name for internt explorer. especialy since better and less breaky internet engines are readily available
urrgh why are you going on interwank explorer, mozila is much better! dumbass
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Associated with the popular fetish - Interwank USB - i.e engaging in hot cyber wanking or sex while getting hot to computer hardware by sticking your penis into any USB Port, if you like it from the front or the back ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). If one were to not clean the viruses from a computer or to not use protective gear like a condom, one can get a virus called Interwank USB Virus, this can be transmitted mainly via USB 1.0 or USB 2.0 ports. USB 3.0 ports makes the symptoms 3 times worse as it transmits faster than normal USB ports. Symptoms are as follows:
Worms
Trojan Horses
Malware
Ejaculation Infections
Rashes around your penis and USB port
CPU Brain Damage
Penis own Firewall
Cockblocking caused by penis firewall
Desire to vote for Donald Trump
Thinking that President Jacob Zuma is a good president
Premature Ejeculation
As of typing this Definition there is no cure for this virus as millions of dollars in research in this virus is still heading in dead ends. This virus is confirmed to be sexually transmitted and can be transferred to multiple people via engagement of sex.
Masturbate safely.
Guy1: Computer did you run your antivirus yesterday?
Computer: Maybe.
Guy1: Fuck it ok
-One Day later-
Guy1: I had sex with my computer last night
Guy2: Did you wear a condom?
Guy1: No? Why?
Guy2: Your computer has a virus
Guy1: Oh shit
Guy2: You have Interwank USB Virus