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Into the Woodsed

When you go to see a movie for a specific character or actor, and they die within the first 10-15 minutes of the movie.

I went to go see Into The Woods, and The Wolf died ten minutes in. I got into the woodsed.

I went to go see The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies for Smaug, but he died 10 minutes into the movie. I got into the woodsed.

by Nygmobblepot December 27, 2014


woodsing

To cheat on one's wife, a la Tiger Woods.

When Jim met Bethany, he knew that he would soon be Woodsing on his wife.

by Wordsmith46580 February 26, 2012

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Tiger Woodsing

Having multiple affairs, usually more than 10.

Person 1: Jesse James is totally cheating on Sandra Bullock.

Person 2: Yeah but I've only heard of like 3 affairs, he's not quite Tiger Woodsing yet.

by eightyone April 4, 2010

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Woodsing

It's kind of like hiking, but you only hike for maybe five minutes and then proceed to get drunk and high while lounging in hammocks.

Bro 1: "wanna go hiking dude?"
Bro 2: "na bro lets just go woodsing, I'm hungover as shit and my balls hurt"
Bro 1: "tru"

by shartstain May 6, 2015