iplod

To walk along in oblivion to one's surroundings whilst listening to music via headphones.

Those who iplod across the street without looking may end up as roadkill.

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iplod

an insulting term for any type of apple music device

dillon's an apple whore and got an iplod with "dillon murray master of the universe" laser engraved on it

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iplode

the act of blowing out one's eardrums as a result of playing one's earphones too loud.

Your turn your ipod up really loud so that you don't have to hear your nagging mother, girl/boyfriend, etc., but you turn it up so loud (becasue their mouths are so big) that you pop your eardrums.

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iPlod

Trigger-happy internet police.

Joe got busted by the iPlod when he uploaded videos of his kids' Nativity Play on Facebook.

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iPlod

The kind of modern digital mobile phone-style radio (with earpiece) the police in the UK use these days. "Plod" is a slang term used for British cops

The cop turned away for a moment: he was listening to something on his iPlod

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iPlod Shuffle

The oblivious, zombielike walk characteristic of the public iPod user. The iPlod Shuffle is often observable in areas such as gyms, shopping malls and college campuses. Shufflers are distinguishable by vacant stares, open-mouthed breathing patterns and a tendency to consistently get in the way of timely transit.

There were so many iPlod Shuffles downtown today, it was like fucking Resident Evil.

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