ironsiding

When attempting to ejaculate, but instead urinate upon yourself

Dude, last night, I was masturbating, and I thought I was about to ejaculate, but instead I peed everywhere.

I love ironsiding.

Hey Alexa, do you like it when guys ironside on you?

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Ironsided

The process by which Michael Ironside kills people.

Michael Ironside: Yo bitch! You 'bout to get Ironsided.

Ironside

1) A 1970's cop drama about a crime fighting cripple in a wheelchair.

2) An insult to hurl at arrogant cripples who think you owe them something.

See also: dalek

Cripple: Urghl! these parking spaces are for wheelchair users only! I'm speaking to security about this.
You: Fuck you Ironside!

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Ironsides

Term for a cripple in a wheelchair.

Hey, look over there, Joe! It's ol' ironsides.

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Ironside

sending any living being-straight to hell, with extreme prejudice in other terms inducing the wrath of god!

a"mike ironside, i hear he sleeps with the fishes.

b"thats bullshit, asswipe"
pause
a"he's a formerly retired priest, living with
his pet lhama in downtown detroit"
b"no shit"

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Brazilian ironsides

a sexual act in which the male ejaculates into the female, then kicks her in the ribs, then yells "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL"

Both my big toe and throat are still bothering me from giving my girlfriend the Brazilian ironsides last night.

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Ironside Computers

Ironside Compunters (or just Ironside) is a company that makes computer using parts they find in their work space. Sometimes with their parts they will put their logo on them. Most people who found Ironside is from their sponsorships with youtubers / twitch streams for example iSorrowproductions.

Person looking for a computer: "I have been wanting to look for a pre-built computer, what is a good company that makes them?"
Person that has a computer from Ironside Computers: "You should get a computer from Ironside Computers and use code isowwer for 5% off."