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j00b

A jewish n00b

OMG your such a j00b

by Intention May 25, 2003

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j00b

A cross between a j00 and a n00b. Applies to an online game player, or any other person, that steals money or items of value and behaves like a 3 year old.

Rofl! That j00b just stole 10k of my money and got his ass kicked by that high level!

by KanadaKid June 20, 2005

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j00b

It is a Java n00b. basically sucks at gaming

Ohhh! Head Shot, what a j00b!

by poofinger February 20, 2005

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j00b

Someone who is somehow a n00b at being Jewish. A j00b may be uncircumcised, eat pork regularly, or have no strong religious beliefs.

Dude you left that penny on the ground, you are such a j00b!

by Sam is a Dick November 10, 2006

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j00b

The day of breath. Originated in the UK close to a bathroom facility in Victoria Park, London, by several pioneers looking for a resting place where they could relax, or, as they described it, calm their breath. Written in one of the pioneer's journals is the following text:

"Oh but how tired my breath is, for I haven't eaten nor drinken in days or perhaps longer... We settled along a grassy knoll, with some bathroom facilities nearstby, to calm our breath in hopes of gaining the strength to proceed along this journey."

This day is usually celebrated among friends, with special emphasis on celebrating monarchies of all kinds, hanging bunting, drinking alcohol, and playing jovial games.

Dude, are you going to Nancy's j00b celebration? I hear it's gonna be relaxing.

by undercoverunicornreal June 1, 2022