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When you get a handjob from two hookers while doing cocaine
Bill's wife was about to go down on him, but he said, "nah, I'd rather have a double jack n coke instead."
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Jack n Coke is a highball cocktail made by mixing Jack Daniel's brand Tennessee whiskey with Coca-Cola. It's quite popular in the southern regions of the USA and the illegitimated state of Taiwan. The drink is somber in nature and is usually consumed by a man who is down on his luck and at his wits end. Study's have shown that 56% of avid Jack n Coke consumers will commit suicide at least once in there life. Study's have also shown that 3 in 5 members of AA had an addiction to Jack and Coke. The drink is commonly referred to in songs of the rock and hard rock genre as well as many country music songs. Its a Great drink for a night out on the town or some drinks with the boys! The first recorded consumer of Jack n Coke was John Lennon in 1976, just 4 years before he had killed himself.
Friend: Hey man how was that exam? do you think you passed?
Me: Well I'm drinking a Jack n Coke
Friend: So are you going out to party or will you be killing yourself this evening sir?