jack-rut

noun

\ ˈjak ˈrət \

An ongoing masturbation spell that has negative effects on the life of the one caught in the spell

“Hey bro, i think Cody’s in a bit of a jack-rut; he hasn’t been at work in 3 days and he hasn’t been returning my calls. i drove by his apartment like an hour ago to discover his bedroom window had a blanket hanging in it.”

“To keep out the light?”

“I’m thinking it’s to keep people from peeking through the blinds to see just how far his jack-rut has spiraled.”

“Damn.”