jackaloon

a publicly acceptable way of calling someone a jackass. someone who recently has done something stupid and deserves to be called a jackass, but there are people around that wouldn't appreciate that and so you simply call them a jackaloon.

"Dude what's wrong with your toaster?" "You have to plug it in first you jackaloon."

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Jackaloon

A person that is both a jackass and a lunatic.

There's no reason why a sane person would ever put mayonnaise in their pockets, he is a certifiable jackaloon.

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Jackaloon

Male who is obcest with masturbating.

Your brother is such the jackaloon. He just went back to his bedroom for the 5th time today.

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jackaloon

Singular form of one type of crypto-currency used by pirates.

"I think we need to be on the same wi-fi network to transfer a jackaloon."
"Prepare to be boarded and hand over your jackaloons."