jafed

adj. messed up
noun: jafer: a robber;thief

you got an 89% on your test? Thats jafed!

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jafe

A derogatory term used to describe a dumb female. Typical characteristics of a jafe include attention seeking, loudness, irrational thinking, and the inability to handle alcohol, usually a young female. Originated from Wellington, New Zealand.

"What a jafe"

"The jafes are taking selfies in the bathroom"

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jafe

An Acronym for 'Just A F****** Embarrassment', first used in 2003 outside Faces nightclub as the individual was escorted out sideways for a scuffle on the dancefloor to the sounds of vanilla ice.

I can't believe it, you're such a jafe, a pure clown on a stage.

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Jafe

A posh cafe.

"This is the creamiest Jafe I've been too."

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JAFE

Jack Ass Fucking Eeyore. An unhappy, non-excitable, tool who is unable to find pleasure or joy in anything.

Nathan: I just got my third yahtzee in a row.

Matt: Aren't you excited?

Nathan: Meh.

Matt: Gah, you're such a JAFE.

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jafed

coolest manz on earth

that guys is such a jafed