Jaffer

This is a variant of the Arabic name Jaffar and it means "stream". This was the name of the brother of Imam Ali, who was killed fighting against Byzantium in the 7th century. According to tradition, he later appeared to the Prophet Muhammad in the form of an angel."Jaffer" is only used for males.

Jaffer is the most intelligent boy in the school.

Person1: What do you think of Jaffer?
Person2: umm..he's charming but I think he's a little bit full of himself.
Person1: I think he's the nicest person I've ever met.

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Jaffer

Something that exceeds one's expectations...something which you regard to be of sheer excellence. Derived from the Rhyzo school of linguistics!!

Have you seen the new Paris Hilton home porno...its an absolute JAFFER!!!

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Jaffer

its really just a cookie.

"Uhm," explained ty the british kid, "Would you like a chocolate chip jaffer?"

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Jaffer

A professional gaffe or lapse in judgement by a well-known public figure (especially a politician). A mistake of epic proportions.

I used my wife's office on Parliment Hill to make long distance phone calls for phone sex; what a huge Jaffer that was

Dude, I think that quitting your job scouting for the New York Yankees to break into porn might have been a total Jaffer.

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Jaffer

A term used by year 8 students to call someone a spastic fuck without getting caught by the teacher for being rude.

Shut up jaffer or I’ll beat you up.

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Jaffered

To be messed up.

This situation is really Jaffered up.

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Jafferism

Attribution to being a Jaffer. A Jafferism is an act which is seen as "absolute" or "amazing," where the person doing such an act either benevolently uses their position of power or perfectly executes what someone else wants them to without prior knowledge.

He just walked in, got on one knee, and proposed to me so perfectly; it was just an absolute Jafferism.

He had all the power over them that he needed, but he was still kind and fair. Everything he did was a Jafferism.