jamaicafay

A word synonymous with a gold-digging, bag-chasing, self-centered, smoked out, tramp of a mother, that often times forgets that she is, in fact, a mother.

A jamaicafay can never be loved as much as she loves herself. In fact, one of the most common places to find a jamaicafay is in front of a mirror. Other places, where jamaicafay sightings have been documented, include Walmart, diggling in someone else's stuff, a casino, and connected to the end of a meth pipe(complete with someone else's meth).

Try to avoid a jamaicafay, at all costs, or it will cost you your all. The best way to do this, is to hang out near her son. She is rarely seen near him, and often times seems annoyed, and even allergic, to him.

Blayne: "I love you jamaicafay!"

A common jamaicafay would typically respond: "Who the hell are you?"