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James Taylor

An awsome songwriter of the 70's. Very good looking when he was younger too. He was once married to Carly Simon.

Goodnight you moonlight ladies
Rockabye sweet baby james
Deep greens and blues are the colors I choose
Won’t you let me go down in my dreams
And rockabye sweet baby james

by Sarah December 25, 2004

104πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


james taylor

Former president of the United States

"We have James Taylor here to sing for you."

"Wow... Former president James Taylor..."

by 2 dollar bill February 26, 2008

69πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


dakota james taylor

A cheating douche bag

Omg he is such a Dakota James Taylor don't date him

by Brookiesaurs February 2, 2016

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


The James Taylor Prophecy

The lyrics to his song "Her Town Too" have taken on a new edge in the age of coronavirus:
"She's been afraid to go out
She's afraid of the knock on her door"

Lying in bed, fearful of leaving her apartment, waiting for a stranger to deliver her dinner, the song came up.

'It's the James Taylor Prophecy', she thought, 'I'm afraid to go out, I'm afraid of the knock on my door, always a shade of a doubt, I can never be sure, who comes to call. Maybe the friend of a friend of a friend. Anyone at all. Anything but nothing again.'

by Monkey's Dad March 28, 2020


James Taylor MILF Theory

"James Taylor MILF Theory" is the theory that all MILFS love James Taylor. Extensive empirical Research done by MILF scientists at Harvard University, fully supports this theory. This theory is the leading body of research of which the rapidly growing "MILF Studies" major at Harvard and MIT revolves around. To see this theory in practice one simply needs to play James Taylor's "Something in the Way She Moves" outside of a Marshall's Home Goods or Panera Bread and the MILFS will swarm like fruit flies to a piece of rotting pineapple.

With Great Power comes great responsibility.

Friend 1: What is your term paper for MILF Studies 101 on?
Friend 2: It is on James Taylor MILF Theory of course!

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by Manboy Doug November 18, 2015


James Paul Taylor

The puff bar king. He always has a puff bar on him or else he will get withdrawal symptoms (rattling). He is also ginger.

James Paul Taylor was rattling when his puff bars got taxed.

by Wjfysjfvcb January 21, 2022


taylor james

Taylor James: a kind, caring boy; has a great sense of humour; and is really cute.

Only Taylor James would say something like that :)

by How deep is your love? January 24, 2016

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