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A person doom to repeat life with the same name and the same personality and his/her personality is kind and shy around cute girls
He is a jandi he will repeat life again and again
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doom at it's finest.
She looms behind you 24/7 stalking you through various Social Media services
She uses punch lines which start to be cool but end up sounding weird after she adds her twist to it
Ugh I've got a jandi stalker again
Verb. To shamefully and spasmodically spill, generally food and drink, but can also be applied to spillage of any other substance in a clumsy manner. A spill is only termed a 'Jandi' if the perpetrator is a serial clutz. The culprit may also be called 'A Jandi'. Extreme cases of jandiing of large quantities may also be known as 'A Tim'.
1. "Dude, look at yourself! Did you jandi the whole bottle on your shirt?"
2. "Whoops! I just jandi'd my coffee all over the floor."
3. "Johnny, you clutz, you're such a Jandi."
4. "Whatch out! If you'd jandi'd that whole jug it would have been a right Tim."
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When something is complete and utter perfection to the point that it makes you want to dance with a bottle of fireball and a jug of Purex in each hand. Legend has it the origins of Jandy can be traced to the southeastern region of Mexico.
"Hey Colin, you see that baby Brazilian tapir (or pudú) over yonder? How Jandy!"
"Oh you're going to see Selena Gomez? That's Jandy!"
"Oh you fucked Selena Gomez? That's Jandy!"
"When I get home I'm gonna make the jandiest plate of perogies!"
"Spencer, your sandals smell like bear semen!" *Dustin throws Spencer's sandals out the car window while driving through Smallville* "Gee golly, thanks for jandying up the situation Dustin!"
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Scary guy who likes to grind up lightbulbs and put them in peoples oatmeal and soup.
"Do you know where nick is?"
"Yeah, he died."
"How?"
"Jandy put a lightbulb in his soup."
"Again?"
"Yep."
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A super hot and sexy girl. She will rock your world
Jandy is the sexiest girl I know!
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Phrase used to describe hooking up with multiple RANDOM guys in one night
Jandying (verb)- to hook up with multiple random guys in one night
**BEWARE** pulling a jandy can result in year long taunting from friends and aquaintances
Wow, she pulled a jandy at the party last night.
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