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A name chosen for Jungkook of BTS by armys from Czech Republic.
The name was first mentioned by Tess the MAMINA of slavic armys in a famous tweet called "Janek being Janek". Polish armys noticed and decided that it's the cutest nickname so they want to incorporate into their own vocabulary along with names for the rest of Bangtan Boys. This was the start of integration between Polish, Czech and Slovak armys.
Janek is in a band together with Jachym, Tibor, Norbert, Hanus, Pepa and Stefan.
I love all of BTS the same but I would only ask Janek how he likes his eggs in the morning because I'd love to be the one making them.
Janek zabijak
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Derived from the root word "incredible", Janek can only be defined by the essence there of. For instance Janek could be described simply as a miracle in its self.
Imagine a shooting star flying through the northern lights during a lighting storm in a solar eclipse in Alaska during the day when its dark. That would kind of be like a Janek but not a true example.
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Janek is an amazing person that is kind to all and is one of the friendliest people you’ll ever meet. He LOVES giving big hugs and making yummy pastries for all his friends. A Janek will always brighten your day and will go out of his way for anyone. Janeks are kind, sweet, loving, and VERY handsome, but mess with a Janek and you will see his side of sass. Janeks are like snowflakes...no two are alike...so if you know a Janek...hang on to them because they are one of a kind.
Example 1: Wow he’s such a great guy, he must be a Janek!
Example 2: Oh look, a shooting star...I’m going to call it Janek!!!
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A crazy German dude that throws rad German parties with the fam. These parties include strobe lights, food, a grandpa who craps of the pastries and lots of lady Gaga songs.
Dang Janek throws some rad parties!
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A German boy who goes by Yanni and carries around German dolls and yodels. He’s scared of his own shadow despite his 6ft appearance. His family has hilarious names like Joop, Floop, and Bloop and throws big parties with strobe lights till 3 am every night. Loves making pastries but fails pathetically.
Person 1 - Jee he’s such a Janek!
Person 2 -I know right! Janeks are CrAzY!
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A boy who is scared of his neighbor and cries at the sight of large dogs
Wow, he’s scared of you? He must be a Janek.
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A real mega chad, leg spreader and pussy destroyer. He had so many bitches that he’s lost count. he probably fucked your mom and your sister too.
- Do you see this mega chad right there??
- he’s name is definitely janek!!
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