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She's born on January 21st, little did she know it's also national hug day.
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Eff the Exes Day!
A day to focus on your hate for your ex, and think about how they'll realize someday you are pretty much the Bee's Knees. A good day to get scandalous, go on many dates, and maybe texting your ex a Drunken hate text!
Joe: Hey John! Heard you got pretty messed up last night!
Josh: Yeah, I was celebrating National Eff the Exes Day.
Joe: There's a holiday called that?
Josh: Yeah every January 21st!
Joe: Cool! What did you do?
John: Well, I went on a super date with the entire college cheerleading squad, drank a 1.75 of Vodka, and finally texted my ex a pic of me giving her the middle finger whilst laying out a Cleveland Steamer on the Cheer Captain's chest!
Joe: HEYOOOH!!! Good riddance to that whore!
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Kiss your gf/bf in the hallway day.
Person 1: Dude you gotta kiss your girlfriend in the hallway
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Its january 21st!
Person 2: Oh yeah ok bet
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A day where you suck someone’s big toe. It’s also a day when the most beautiful person was born.
Me: hey it January 21st
Friend: ok so?
Me: let me suck your big toe
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The day when all the beautiful people were born.
X: today is my birthday, today's January 21st M: Today's the birthday of all the beautiful people, So you're beautiful.
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people born on January 21st got BIG DIC ENERGY.
Dam bae i know you was born on january 21st.
the day all noobs that suck toes were born
she sucks toes she’s definitely born in January 21st
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