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When you fuck up something beyond belief.
Bob: Man, I can't believe you punched and killed my baby!
Joe: What man it wouldn't stop fucking crying, I needed to shut it up.
Bob: My wife's gonna kill me now, thanks for Jareding my life.
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When you're high on marijuana.
"This jared is fucking fire dude"
"So jareded rn"
Walking next to some one and subconsciously causing them to walk into a bush or a street because youre pushing them over.
Jared: so how bout them bears?
Chris: Jared youre jaredding me again.
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Waking up to see a fat guy raping a fatter chick, then waking up again later to find your pants around your ankles.
I got super drunk last night and got Jareded. I still can't walk straight.
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